– "Don we now our ugly sweaters… Let's party! Happy Holidays!"

– "Christmas is the only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks. Enjoy!"

– “You’re a gift in my life. And not the kind I’d return for store credit. Merry Christmas!”

– “Remember, Santa is watching. Everything. Yes, even that. Anyway, Merry Christmas!”

– “Merry Christmas! May your happiness be large and your bills be small.”

– “This Christmas, may your family be functional and all your batteries be included.”

– "Merry Christmas! I put so much thought into your gift that now it's too late to get it."