Funny Chrismas Wishes

– "Don we now our ugly sweaters… Let's party! Happy Holidays!"

– "Christmas is the only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks. Enjoy!"

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– “You’re a gift in my life. And not the kind I’d return for store credit. Merry Christmas!”

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– “Remember, Santa is watching. Everything. Yes, even that. Anyway, Merry Christmas!”

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– “Merry Christmas! May your happiness be large and your bills be small.”

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– “This Christmas, may your family be functional and all your batteries be included.”

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